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Zero Tolerance ‘Gaper Day’ Policy Causes Tourists and Locals to Be Turned Away From Slopes

Zero Tolerance ‘Gaper Day’ Policy Causes Tourists and Locals to Be Turned Away From Slopes

Yesterday was April 1st or April Fools day as it’s known world wide, but in ski communities it is also referred to as Gaper Day. A day when the locals put on their best vintage ski apparel, take to the slopes, and celebrate the rich history of snow sports as well as honor their patrons […]

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Angry Addition: Everyone Is High On Weed In Colorado

Angry Addition: Everyone Is High On Weed In Colorado

After Inside Edition exposed the smoke shack and marijuana problem in Colorado we took to the slopes of the Keystone Ski Resort to find out for ourselves. Angry Addition has added up the facts on this highly controversial topic.

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Synchronized Snowboarding

Synchronized Snowboarding

The Empire Terrain Park Crew at Hunter Mountain are training for the often overlooked olympic event, Synchronized Snowboarding. The boys have been putting in the hours, and are already being viewed as the favorites for the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea.

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Colorado’s Bro-Demic of Pot Smoking Snowboarders Exposed By Inside Edition

Colorado’s Bro-Demic of Pot Smoking Snowboarders Exposed By Inside Edition

Spring Break is a time honored tradition to celebrate a break from school and work. While some people opt to go to the beaches or spend it watching donkey shows in Tijuana others make the annual trek to the mountains. It is here that hot dogging and hot tubbing takes place. Now that Colorado has […]

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X-Games To Add Snowboard Ballet In 2015

X-Games To Add Snowboard Ballet In 2015

The X-Games happened again this weekend in Aspen Colorado and of course those that actually care about snowboarding got to watch a spin to win triple chuck yourself contest go down in various events. The only high points were that Danny Davis won halfpipe with a run that included a switch method and Chloe Kim […]

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International Epidemic of Scurvy in Mountain Towns, 200 Dead

International Epidemic of Scurvy in Mountain Towns, 200 Dead

As the New Year has kicked in and many seasonaire’s or snow carnies as they’re more aptly named have settled into their jobs of making the resorts we so love to frequent function there comes devastating news of an international epidemic. This plague seems to only effect those of lower income who are the patrons […]

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World Snowboard Day, No One Snowboarded

World Snowboard Day, No One Snowboarded

Yesterday Sunday December 22nd was once again host to World Snowboard Day. A day to bring together snow-sliding aficionado’s from all over the world to partake in the common activity they share. Resorts the world over hosted many various events and promotions to entice riders new and old, the only problem was the unprecedented attendance.

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U.S. Unveils Snowboard Team Uniform: Retro Germ Warfare is the Theme

U.S. Unveils Snowboard Team Uniform: Retro Germ Warfare is the Theme

The United States Ski and Snowboard Association (USSA) officially unveiled the snowboard teams American inspirational outdoor gymnastic exercise outfits to the world. In true Olympic fashion and American patriotism this uniform goes back to the roots of the country and instills repressed memories of long forgotten historical facts.

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Avalanche Sharks: We’re Going To Need A Bigger Snowmobile

Avalanche Sharks: We’re Going To Need A Bigger Snowmobile

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the chairlift… Well looks like Hollywood or maybe it’s the bowels of Burbank has decided to create a new fear for all snowboarders. This is probably coming straight to the SyFy channel.

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How to Attend Hot Dawgs and Handrails Without Leaving Your House

How to Attend Hot Dawgs and Handrails Without Leaving Your House

This past Saturday marked the official count down to snowboard season as Bear Mountain hosted the 10th annual Hot Dawgs and Handrails contest. Being that this is considered the quintessential kick off event many people have stated that if you’re not there you are somehow blowing it. Well we decided to come up with a […]