We’ve mocked snowboard brakes before and it seemed some people were upset about it. Evidently the concept of edge control was lost on them or perhaps the idea of flipping your board over so it’s laying bindings facing down is just too hard to grasp, either way it was a mixed bag. Now here we [...]
The Villain Motion crew is on the road traveling from Reno to Tahoe to Salt Lake City and beyond for their new movie. We’re not sure what they’re doing but it involves frat parties, molesting police cruisers, eating burritos, and a little bit of snowboarding. Is this what our big sponsorship budget went to?
Riding the chairlift is just so pesky, what with your snowboard dangling off your front foot and no where else to put it. Sure you could drop that comfort/safety bar and put it on the foot rest if it has one. But that’s just designed for our two planking brethren. So what is a snowboarder [...]
Here we are barely into the new year, one that was supposed to be full of hope, positivity, and a severe lack of shitty rehashed bad ideas. But no, it seems that having one year, yes just one fucking year; is too much to ask for the hell spawn of bad ideas. Add to that [...]
If you missed the deadline to buy your season pass you’re pretty much screwed at attaining the golden pass to shred. Instead you’re either going to have to hike, buy lift tickets, poach tourists tickets in the parking lot, or if you’re rather brave you’ll attempt hijacking someones pass. Now all are viable options but [...]
Regardless of how popular skiing is right now, it will never be as cool as snowboarding. Now I’m not saying I hate skiing but it certainly is amusing to poke fun at some of the stupid things they have done or the trends they take to extremes. What’s even more fun is picking on Tele [...]
When it comes to stupidity there is no cure for it. Darwinism used to take effect and cause people that suffer from this creative deaths that make the world laugh, but now that we live in an almost perpetual nanny state stupidity exceeds the laws behind survival of the fittest. Because of this it has [...]
New Innovative Cross Training Tools! How many times have you heard that one in your life? Like suddenly someone invents something and it’s so awesome it’s going to allow you to cross train two activities at once. Somewhere the gods of bad ideas sitting on their thrones of horribly misplaced ideas shoot lightening bolts out [...]
With the economy completely in the shitter it’s getting harder and harder to find Old Rich White Guys to spend their money on bad ideas. Because of this it’s become even harder for myself to find bad products to mock and keep you entertained. But alas it seems that gaining notoriety as a “reputable snowboard [...]
The snows melted and unless you’ve gone to Mt. Hood or are fleeing south of the equator your season and all its snow sliding glory are over. So for the majority of us that aren’t blessed enough to head to a snow mecca that means we need to either hide in the basement and watch [...]
