I recently made the move from an ultra big, ultra busy, ultra crazy place where people could shred from November to July no problem. Even the most out of shape, muffin top rocking gnargoyles could hit 100 days when you got 7+ months of shred time. I recently made the move to Revelstoke, BC where the days are more about quality than quantity. Killer drops, no line ups and light ass snow. The last week here was fucking blower and I don’t even need to tell you that it was better than your last week.
But here I am… Season over and do I ever notice how fucking annoying social media can be when you are kept from your darling lover (snowboarding) but everyone is still going to town on her.
Let’s take a look at some generic pictures of how to piss people off that are not snowboarding right now.
Profile Pics – Make sure that you have a picture of your big dumb head with the sun somewhere because it is spring! Or have one with you that has your face covered in snow and it says something dumb like “OMG it is April/May and we are still getting dumped on” … Or if you don’t feel like shredding but want people to think you are, put your shit on in your house and get your mom to take a picture. If your parents think you are dumb than just use the self timer on the camera… Duh!
Cover Photos – Picture of the mountains or your “method” that you threw down in the park because the extra month that you get riding some park finally enabled you to throw methods like one of the Helgasons or … should we say it… like Terje.
Instagram – Need to make sure you over saturate the shit out of your picture. Make them super black and white and put at least 40 hashtag so more people can see them. #Hashtags! ##Hashtags!! ###Hashtags!!!
Now, if you are still shredding enjoy it because there is a pile of us that are sitting on our asses waiting for this dreaded summer to pass by. #fucksummer