I would be lying if I said Jesse Csincsak was a nice guy. I’d be lying if I said he is a great snowboarder. Hell I’d be lying if I said he did the Bachelorette to find love.
But I will tell you that when he won that over dramatized shit show called the Bachelorette, I said in 6 months or the start of the snowboard season they will break up. People scoffed, people laughed, people called me an asshole. Well, well, well whose the fucking asshole now people? Yeah thats right all you optimistic sheeples that believed it would last, I’m fucking right and you’re wrong. You can not find love on a 8 week long tv show, it just doesn’t happen. Thankfully now its over and I won’t have to hear from all the tourons about how much of an AWESOME guy he is. Fuck do you really want him being the poster boy of snowboarding or would you rather have Shaun White? Personally I’d rather have Shaun than him, at least Shaun can ride.
Now let me tell you why I believed it wouldn’t work out. Having spent 1 night hanging out with Mr. Chitnek I could tell he was a totally absorbed person that only cares about having the eyes on him. In fact he is the type of person that is a,”Look at Me” and not a “Look at You”. First off claiming “pro” status at the level he’s on is fucking absurd that would be like me claiming I’m a board designer or some bull shit like that. There is no doubt in my mind he did that show for his own selfish needs and I’m glad he got the shaft in the end.
So with that said I give a giant FUCK YOU to reality Television and dating shows. To the people that doubted me I give a giant middle finger. But to the two stars I give a giant double love fist inspired middle finger with a kick to the crotch just for my own saddistic enjoyment.
Now I can’t help but laugh at this video and I leave it for all to mock and revel in. Yes I am an asshole.