Getting Lifted By The Lifty Foot Thong
Riding the chairlift is just so pesky, what with your snowboard dangling off your front foot and no where else to put it. Sure you could drop that comfort/safety bar and put it on the foot rest if it has one. But that’s just designed for our two planking brethren. So what is a snowboarder to do with that dangling plank off their lead foot?
Well if you shirk traditional common sense then you might need a product for you to hang your board from your back foot while you ride the roller coaster to the top. See it seems some people thought up a solution to this problem. Enter The Lifty!
Because yes that heelcup that is on all modern bindings just doesn’t work for a foot rest. I mean it’s so hard to shove your toe into the heelcup and balance the board. Or even resting your board over the instep of your back foot, who would do that? Heaven forbid you use what is already provided. Is common sense lacking or what?
Do you really want to spend 40 dollars for a foot thong and a hook? I’m pretty sure a little ingenuity at the local hardware store would come up with something for far cheaper. Or as previously mentioned use some common sense and just use what is already there in front of you. Hell go rob your little sister of her bikini bottom and slip it over your boot and then screw a c hook into your board. Bam problem solved.
Why must humanity try to solve problems that don’t exist? Can anyone answer that question?
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