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The Ultimate Solution to Surface Lifts

The Ultimate Solution to Surface Lifts

If a problem can be envisioned then so can a solution. This seems to be the mantra of inventors who feel snowboarding has too many faults. They’ve created poles for pushing across flats, rotational disks so you can skate easier, and a slew of other bad ideas. The new problem that needs to be solved […]

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Mammoth Mountain Jealous of Vail, Buys Bear and Snow Summit

Mammoth Mountain Jealous of Vail, Buys Bear and Snow Summit

It’s true jealousy is not pretty. In fact it’s just downright ugly. Well Mammoth Mountain that once epicenter of snowboarding in the early 2000’s was not pleased that Vail Resorts bought Park City Mountain Resort and further made their cheap season passes more enticing. In a fit of jealous rage and a wish to capitalize […]

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The Million Dollar Kickstarter Idea No One Wants

The Million Dollar Kickstarter Idea No One Wants

There once was a time when crowd funding sites like Kickstarter didn’t allow every person and bad idea the chance to pan handle to the Internet masses, sadly those days are gone. This leaves us with a plethora of bad ideas seeking non traditional funding. Earlier this week we were given the opportunity to fund […]

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Turn Pavement Into Powder, The Worlds Worst Faceshot

Turn Pavement Into Powder, The Worlds Worst Faceshot

With snowboarding being seasonal there always seems to be someone out to invent some new form of off season activity to satiate the thirst for sliding sideways on snow. While most are content to ride a skateboard or cruise around on a longboard, that just doesn’t always work for the non mechanically inclined. Which is […]

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Grenade Gloves Proud to Expand into the 2 Wheel Board Market

Grenade Gloves Proud to Expand into the 2 Wheel Board Market

When Danny Kass announced he was retaking control of his brand most everyone believed this might be what would right the sinking ship that is Grenade Gloves. We on the other hand had some concerns as there were vague references to various action sports communities. Well it seems in the latest round of press releases […]

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Four Decades To Attempt To Reinvent The Snowboard

Four Decades To Attempt To Reinvent The Snowboard

Over four decades and 28 years have gone by for this bad idea to come to fruition, but finally it has arrived and the world now has to deal with the proverbial reinvention of the wheel. This reinvention comes in the form of someone believing they have the next genesis of the snowboard that will […]

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The Snowboard Industry Is Doomed, Sinners Repent!

The Snowboard Industry Is Doomed, Sinners Repent!

The snowboard industry is doomed! Well not in the way some skier who writes for a crap publication wants you to believe, but more in the fiery pits of hell, guys with horns holding pitchforks, and eternal damnation sort of way. Somewhere in the midst of snowboarding’s whole ‘take us as we are, not as […]

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How To Be A Horrible Rep For A Mediocre Product With Social Media

How To Be A Horrible Rep For A Mediocre Product With Social Media

Whether we as a community want to admit it or not we’re all integrally interconnected through social media. A Instagram here with a pic of someone slashing powder, a Facebook update linking to a video there, or my personal favorite a Tweet promoting a mediocre product facing you square in the face. It doesn’t matter […]

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Yobeat Revamps, Gets Bought Out, and Invents Internet Time Travel

Yobeat Revamps, Gets Bought Out, and Invents Internet Time Travel

It’s not often that we post a press release about a competitors website, but when news this shocking enters into your spam email, you just have to post it and share with the world. We knew Yobeat was hurting, but for them to sell out to a content regurgitation site, that was something we didn’t […]

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Couple Successfully Gets Fetus Sponsored, Snowboarding Doomed!

Couple Successfully Gets Fetus Sponsored, Snowboarding Doomed!

When it comes to youthful prodigies of snowboarding the name Shaun White sticks out as being the most successful in terms of podium finishes and finances. Whether you love him or hate him that’s a real truth that can no longer be hidden, although after The Olympics in Sochi it is clear that his days […]