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OMG Der is so much SNO! – Your spring guide on how to piss your friends off that are not riding with social media

OMG Der is so much SNO! – Your spring guide on how to piss your friends off that are not riding with social media

I recently made the move from an ultra big, ultra busy, ultra crazy place where people could shred from November to July no problem. Even the most out of shape, muffin top rocking gnargoyles could hit 100 days when you got 7+ months of shred time. I recently made the move to Revelstoke, BC where [...]

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Traversing Will Not Be The Death Of Snowboarding

Traversing Will Not Be The Death Of Snowboarding

Recently we wrote about how Snowboarding Isn’t Dead… Yet, some people agreed, some people ignored it, some people even said we’re fucking stupid. At the end though it didn’t really matter because it hasn’t solved the biggest problem in snowboarding according to one of the finest skiers in the world Kim Kircher who believes that [...]

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Product Review Rejection With Beardowear

Product Review Rejection With Beardowear

The quote, “if you build it, they will come” should not be the inspiration to found a crappy company on. But alas if there’s one thing we’ve learned over the years of constant mockery on this site with bad ideas, people do not listen to logic and further make inferior products or ones that serve [...]

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How You Evolved Into a Douche Bag

How You Evolved Into a Douche Bag

Snowboarding is fucking sweet. Think about it. You are riding down a mountain in nature with a friend or 2 not thinking about all the bullshit that is in the world. Some of us are gifted to live in such a part of the world where we don’t have to worry about land mines, polio, [...]

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The G-String Theory

The G-String Theory

Our world continues to be disrupted from new advances in science made possible by the fruitful efforts of those who venture to gain clarity where there once was obscurity. By now, it is very clear that Bro Flo, Gaperian Motion, Pro Flow, and the Hos Field are real physical phenomena that can be explained with [...]

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The Hos Field

The Hos Field

At the completion of our earlier work on the naturalistic underpinnings of the Pro Flow, it became necessary to introduce yet another explanatory factor responsible for the rare phenomenon we observe. Pros Flow in a wholly unique way, so uncharacteristic of either gapers or bros that it warrants further scientific inquiry. We know that Pro [...]

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Getting Lifted By The Lifty Foot Thong

Getting Lifted By The Lifty Foot Thong

Riding the chairlift is just so pesky, what with your snowboard dangling off your front foot and no where else to put it. Sure you could drop that comfort/safety bar and put it on the foot rest if it has one. But that’s just designed for our two planking brethren. So what is a snowboarder [...]

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Life Of The Snow Carny: Eskimo Siblings

Life Of The Snow Carny: Eskimo Siblings

Now that it’s January second and the effects of a raucous New Years eve have worn off. The loveable creatures that work seasonally at your favorite resort have to come to terms with their questionable decisions of morality. See it’s 2013 and that means they’re about two months deep into their five month season. The [...]

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Rent My Season Pass

Rent My Season Pass

If you missed the deadline to buy your season pass you’re pretty much screwed at attaining the golden pass to shred. Instead you’re either going to have to hike, buy lift tickets, poach tourists tickets in the parking lot, or if you’re rather brave you’ll attempt hijacking someones pass. Now all are viable options but [...]

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How Not To Prove You’re A Snowboarder

How Not To Prove You’re A Snowboarder

In my line of work it’s not uncommon to run into people that claim they’re snowboarders when in fact they’re people that snowboard. The line between these two is very defined in my eyes as snowboarders are people that make it their lives mission to shred at all cost and would protect it to the [...]