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Snowboarding And Technology: Where Do We Draw The Line?

Snowboarding And Technology: Where Do We Draw The Line?

What was once science fiction is now becoming science fact. We see it every day as technology pushes further and further into the future progressing how we interact, live, and deal with problems and society. What was once thought of as merely an idea in fiction has and is becoming our reality. So I pose […]

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Company To Create Snowboarder Retirement Center in Florida

Company To Create Snowboarder Retirement Center in Florida

With snowboarders from the “Golden Age” of snowboarding (That’s the 90’s for all you unaware) getting older it was only a matter of time before some corporation decided to cash in on this aging group. Using the Dubai Snow Park as inspiration this Florida based company wants to attract aging snowboarders to Florida. “Florida is […]

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Ramen Famine Continues to Decimate Snow Carny Population

Ramen Famine Continues to Decimate Snow Carny Population

Snow Carnies in the Northern Rockies were devastated to hear the news that their much needed Ramen Noodle supply will not be making it to them. A supply of Ramen and Cup O Noodles crashed in transit resulting in a further delay of the much needed provisions. This comes at a time when seasonal employment […]

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The UnVogue Guide To Being Chic In The Mountains

Fashion isn’t our forté and probably never will be. But when scouring the annals of the Internet our resident moose riding, poutine eating, Revelstoke living, correspondent Ryan found a gem from the fine people at Vogue about how to look the part while in a mountain town. In typical mainstream media fashion, they proceeded to […]

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Skier Freaks Out at Bridger Bowl Ticket Office The Remix

Skier Freaks Out at Bridger Bowl Ticket Office The Remix

Everyone has a bad day at some point or another. The question is how do you deal with that? Seems that one skier was so upset over the fact that to get to expert level terrain he had a melt down on a level that could be described as a Chernobyl level event. We remixed […]

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Man Dies Snowboarding From Impaling Himself on His Gopole While Getting A Selfie

Man Dies Snowboarding From Impaling Himself on His Gopole While Getting A Selfie

The GoPro, what was once worn on the head of many a person to signify that they were not only a unicorn but that they were recording their insane ability to ride down a green run has once again dominated as a sale item this past holiday season. With its continued rise in sales so […]

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2015 Snowboard Predictions

2015 Snowboard Predictions

2014 is over and that means it’s time to take a stab in the dark at the predictions for 2015. What will happen this year in snowboarding? Are there big changes ahead on the horizon. While some say it’s too early to predict this as SIA and ISPO haven’t happened, we’re fully content to make […]

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Zero Fatalaties Reported at Local Snowboard Shops on Black Friday

Zero Fatalaties Reported at Local Snowboard Shops on Black Friday

After the annual day of giving thanks for most U.S. Citizens comes the day of retail hell or more commonly known as Black Friday. A day of food coma induced hysteria that makes people go insane over $10 off a TV or some other consumable device. It’s through this day of retail disaster that the […]

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Life Of The Snow Carny: The Trap

Life Of The Snow Carny: The Trap

So you want to pack it all in and move to a ski town to chase “the dream”. You told yourself something about how your life will become better than the vacation of everyone else or whatever cliché seems justifiable. Unfortunately it’s now the middle of November and you just haven’t secured yourself a job […]

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Ski Resorts Delay Opening, Pagan Gods to Blame

Ski Resorts Delay Opening, Pagan Gods to Blame

It’s that time of the year again when resorts across the world fire up their snow guns, higher elevations see snow, and the stoke to ride is at an all time high. Unfortunately it seems the U.S. is fighting a warm spell that is not facilitating snow making. Some say it’s global warming, but the […]