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Rotational Bindings – The Cause of the Zombie Apocalypse

Rotational Bindings – The Cause of the Zombie Apocalypse

Originality is completely dead! It has all been done, too death! There is nothing new coming out, instead we opt to regurgitate old ideas over and over to sell to the masses as something new. Truthfully this is the zombie apocalypse that everyone these day seems to prep for. It isn’t in the sense of […]

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One Board To Rule Them All

One Board To Rule Them All

Chances are if you snowboard you probably do some other cross over activities like skateboarding, wakeboarding, skim boarding, wrong boarding, and the such. With all these various board sports you probably find yourself plunking down a good chunk of change across all the various seasons of enjoyment. Well relax it seems someone has invented the […]

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Santa Barbara is the Birthplace of Snowboarding

Santa Barbara is the Birthplace of Snowboarding

It’s Monday, if you live in the United States you just had a four day weekend of hard partying and major relaxing. Being back to work is not helping your stoke level. You’re probably sitting behind your desk in that cubicle or checking your smart phone trying to find something to satisfy your lust for […]

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The Secret Society of Knee Destroyers

The Secret Society of Knee Destroyers

Last month we thought we put the final nail in the coffin with all the rotational bindings and plates that seemingly keep getting reintroduced to the snowboarding market, oh but we were wrong, so so wrong. Seems yet again someone hasn’t gotten the memo that the horse has been flogged to death and has decided […]

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360 Degrees of Knee Breaking Mockery

360 Degrees of Knee Breaking Mockery

The saying that necessity is the mother of invention exists for a reason, which is pretty obvious, necessity creates innovation which in turn drives progression. So why is it that people who create bad ideas are so short sighted they can’t do their due diligence to research their “innovative” project that they believe is a […]

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Snowboard Training Wheels

Snowboard Training Wheels

Snowboarding is hard, we all get that! It takes coordination, stamina, balance, energy, and a slew of other attributes to slowly master the process. The reward of being able to glide across snow after all the falls is what the learning experience is about. So how do we make it easier?

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The Return Of The Snowboard Brake

The Return Of The Snowboard Brake

We’ve mocked snowboard brakes before and it seemed some people were upset about it. Evidently the concept of edge control was lost on them or perhaps the idea of flipping your board over so it’s laying bindings facing down is just too hard to grasp, either way it was a mixed bag. Now here we […]

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Getting Lifted By The Lifty Foot Thong

Getting Lifted By The Lifty Foot Thong

Riding the chairlift is just so pesky, what with your snowboard dangling off your front foot and no where else to put it. Sure you could drop that comfort/safety bar and put it on the foot rest if it has one. But that’s just designed for our two planking brethren. So what is a snowboarder […]

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Small Brand Social Media Failure

Small Brand Social Media Failure

If you don’t know what social media is you should probably stop reading this site now and and go back to using land line phones and writing letters. We live in a completely social world where everyone and anyone is connected on some level. With that in mind there’s certain rules companies should follow when […]

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Kickstarter: Proudly Funding Shitty Ideas

Kickstarter: Proudly Funding Shitty Ideas

Here we are barely into the new year, one that was supposed to be full of hope, positivity, and a severe lack of shitty rehashed bad ideas. But no, it seems that having one year, yes just one fucking year; is too much to ask for the hell spawn of bad ideas. Add to that […]