We’ve mocked snowboard brakes before and it seemed some people were upset about it. Evidently the concept of edge control was lost on them or perhaps the idea of flipping your board over so it’s laying bindings facing down is just too hard to grasp, either way it was a mixed bag. Now here we [...]
Riding the chairlift is just so pesky, what with your snowboard dangling off your front foot and no where else to put it. Sure you could drop that comfort/safety bar and put it on the foot rest if it has one. But that’s just designed for our two planking brethren. So what is a snowboarder [...]
If you don’t know what social media is you should probably stop reading this site now and and go back to using land line phones and writing letters. We live in a completely social world where everyone and anyone is connected on some level. With that in mind there’s certain rules companies should follow when [...]
Here we are barely into the new year, one that was supposed to be full of hope, positivity, and a severe lack of shitty rehashed bad ideas. But no, it seems that having one year, yes just one fucking year; is too much to ask for the hell spawn of bad ideas. Add to that [...]
If you missed the deadline to buy your season pass you’re pretty much screwed at attaining the golden pass to shred. Instead you’re either going to have to hike, buy lift tickets, poach tourists tickets in the parking lot, or if you’re rather brave you’ll attempt hijacking someones pass. Now all are viable options but [...]
In my line of work it’s not uncommon to run into people that claim they’re snowboarders when in fact they’re people that snowboard. The line between these two is very defined in my eyes as snowboarders are people that make it their lives mission to shred at all cost and would protect it to the [...]
When it comes to stupidity there is no cure for it. Darwinism used to take effect and cause people that suffer from this creative deaths that make the world laugh, but now that we live in an almost perpetual nanny state stupidity exceeds the laws behind survival of the fittest. Because of this it has [...]
New Innovative Cross Training Tools! How many times have you heard that one in your life? Like suddenly someone invents something and it’s so awesome it’s going to allow you to cross train two activities at once. Somewhere the gods of bad ideas sitting on their thrones of horribly misplaced ideas shoot lightening bolts out [...]
With the economy completely in the shitter it’s getting harder and harder to find Old Rich White Guys to spend their money on bad ideas. Because of this it’s become even harder for myself to find bad products to mock and keep you entertained. But alas it seems that gaining notoriety as a “reputable snowboard [...]
There’s a reason amongst certain circles it’s referred to as the NoPro instead of GoPro. You know you’ve been on the chairlift and seen someone who is mediocre at best, riding around either with it on their helmet looking like a unicorn with down syndrome or attached to their wizard wand waving it at the [...]
