Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Binding Fanny Packs

Posted by Angrysnowboarder On August - 4 - 2010

Have you ever said to yourself damn I hate carrying my cell phone, wallet, unicorn horn, and whatever else you take to the mountain on yourself? I know I’ve always said damn it sucks to carry my cell phone in that upper chest pocket on my jacket it’s just so cumbersome. Oh and wearing a hoodie and carrying stuff like that yeah it’s just not going to happen, I mean I need to be twatting from the chair lift about how awesome my day is and all. Well relax there chief cause have I found the most awesomely bad idea to carry your gear since we stopped bringing Sherpas and pack mules! Read the rest of this entry »

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Angle Adjustment on the Fly? Sure Why Not?

Posted by Angrysnowboarder On June - 23 - 2010

When it comes to snowboard bindings having less moving parts is usually the best way to go about designing them as it tends to make less things that could potentially break and destroy your knees. Even as technology progresses the idea of keeping things to a minimum has remained true. But low and behold some ass hat that decided he was going to revolutionize the binding world came out with one that’s all about levers and moving parts. Oh but is he even original in his thinking? Read the rest of this entry »

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Snowboarding Brakes

Posted by Angrysnowboarder On June - 17 - 2010

Snowboarding is not skiing, it never will be thank god. As much as certain powers in the world of corporate competitions try it just won’t happen. With that in mind skis need brakes, snowboards do not. Sure back in the day there might have been claims that we needed one, but these days it’s pretty damn obvious it’s just an absurd thought from the past. Or is it? Read the rest of this entry »

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Human Lampshade: Fashion Trends Gone Wrong

Posted by Angrysnowboarder On May - 11 - 2010

In the fashion show that has become snowboarding people are always trying to originate new ideas or take some horrible trend to a new level of creepy uniqueness to give them their sense of individuality. Somewhere in the midst of these original ideas and over done fashion atrocities lurks the sub genre of mismatched fashion fuck ups. These people just didn’t get the memo that cross breeding bad trends just makes you look like a fucktard. Read the rest of this entry »

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I’m On A Slope – Lonely Mountain

Posted by Angrysnowboarder On April - 9 - 2010

Some people prefer to ride boats these guys prefer to ride slopes. Here’s a solid parody music video that should make you laugh and show some of the more humorous side of snowboarding. Read the rest of this entry »

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Brocal Emails

Posted by Angrysnowboarder On April - 6 - 2010

Every once in a while I’ll get an email from someone I’ve pissed off or that feels they should make a demand about something I said on here. Is it my fault that someone invented a shitty product and I felt the urge to call them out on it? Frankly I believe the blame lies solely in their inability to make a product that actually functions. But for your enjoyment I present you with Brocal Emails! Read the rest of this entry »

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The Harsh Truth

Posted by Angrysnowboarder On September - 30 - 2009

For far too long people have put too much serious thought into the seriousness of snowboarding. This video is a harsh reminder of the serious truths about snowboarding and the pitfalls that follow this seriousness. Be warned this video is not for the feint of heart. Read the rest of this entry »

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Mandatory Metal: Serious Listening

Posted by Angrysnowboarder On August - 7 - 2009

Music can be a highly motivating force when you’re on the slopes pushing yourself. It’s also a great way to tune out the noise and distractions of the world. Music is similar to every ones individual styles and the beauty of that is we get so many different styles. Personally we at the Angry Snowboarder like metal in all it’s glorious variations and since snowboarding is so serious we highly recommend checking out this mandatory metal. Read the rest of this entry »

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Hollywood’s Bastard Creations

Posted by Angrysnowboarder On June - 22 - 2009

When it comes to Hollywood they’ve always seemed to miss the boat on what exactly snowboarding is all about. If you’ve ever watched their films sure there might be some quotable lines but they’re still far off of what the reality of living the snowboard lifestyle is actually about. Granted if you’re watching these films you’re doing it for the love of all things B rated and full of D list celebrities. Read the rest of this entry »

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Snowboard Trends

Posted by Angrysnowboarder On May - 7 - 2009

I love how trends come and go in snowboarding. It amuses me so much, but on top of that is seeing how many pro’s jump on these trends then change their image as soon as they change sponsors or feel that they can market themselves better. Has anyone else noticed this? Read the rest of this entry »

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New Dangerzone Episodes

Posted by Angrysnowboarder
May-7-2009 I 1 Comment

Sidecut Theories Explained

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May-7-2009 I 20 Comments

Camber Theories Explained

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May-7-2009 I 44 Comments