Have you ever said to yourself damn I hate carrying my cell phone, wallet, unicorn horn, and whatever else you take to the mountain on yourself? I know I’ve always said damn it sucks to carry my cell phone in that upper chest pocket on my jacket it’s just so cumbersome. Oh and wearing a hoodie and carrying stuff like that yeah it’s just not going to happen, I mean I need to be twatting from the chair lift about how awesome my day is and all. Well relax there chief cause have I found the most awesomely bad idea to carry your gear since we stopped bringing Sherpas and pack mules! Read the rest of this entry »

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Snowboarding is not skiing, it never will be thank god. As much as certain powers in the world of corporate competitions try it just won’t happen. With that in mind skis need brakes, snowboards do not. Sure back in the day there might have been claims that we needed one, but these days it’s pretty damn obvious it’s just an absurd thought from the past. Or is it? Read the rest of this entry »

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In the fashion show that has become snowboarding people are always trying to originate new ideas or take some horrible trend to a new level of creepy uniqueness to give them their sense of individuality. Somewhere in the midst of these original ideas and over done fashion atrocities lurks the sub genre of mismatched fashion fuck ups. These people just didn’t get the memo that cross breeding bad trends just makes you look like a fucktard. Read the rest of this entry »

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Skating on a snowboard is just too damn hard, right? Seriously who likes being sideways pushing off the side of your foot and slowly gliding across the snow? Doesn’t it make things so difficult and if you’re going to be up enjoying the slopes shouldn’t you have a way of making it far easier? Now damn wouldn’t that just be peachy keen? Read the rest of this entry »

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For some the most magical time of the year is that Christmas Holiday. For myself it’s right before SIA as that’s when every kooky company with bad inventions starts to come out of the woodwork. It’s almost like that magical call birds hear when they migrate except this screams, “your bad idea is a great idea please go forth and bring it to fruition”. Read the rest of this entry »

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Have you ever been riding the chairlift and looked down and thought to yourself, “well shit this board just weighs so much if only I could ride up this lift with my foot in the other binding”? No probably not cause you’re smart enough to realize you can rest the board on your boot or push your toe through the heel cup. Either way it’s a pretty effective method of riding a chairlift, right? Well once again another genius of useless shred accessories has brought forth another offering of why the fuck did you create this, for me to mock. Read the rest of this entry »

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With SIA lurking around the corner it’s that time of the year where new companies and new products start raining down from the skies of the shred heavens upon us. It’s also that time of the year when those great ideas that some kooky individual comes up with in his parents basement surface for all of us to once again smack our palm to our head in shame. Yes that’s right there are still people coming up with ideas daily that have those of us with a brain saying, “What the fuck were they thinking?” Read the rest of this entry »

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Have you ever said to yourself, “damn if only there was a cop on patrol up here on this blue run, then we wouldn’t have all these people flying by?” Highly doubtful you’ve ever said this to yourself at any point when you’re up on your local slope getting your shred on. Well unfortunately the powers that be over at the Breckenridge Resort believe that having police patrolling the resort is the answer to go along with over policing. Read the rest of this entry »

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How many of us are guilty of being part of some horrible fashion trend of yesteryear that at the time we thought was a real good idea? Now be honest here and really think about something you wore back in the day and how much of a stupid idea it was. You definitely thought of something, didn’t you? Read the rest of this entry »

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Everything seems to be having a rebirth these days whether it’s fashion or technology. So it makes sense that even fads of yesteryear would return with a vengeance and a tweak to prove to us that they’re better this time around. Now what fad could it be this time that has earned the right to garner some much needed attention from this site? Read the rest of this entry »

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