Have you ever said to yourself damn I hate carrying my cell phone, wallet, unicorn horn, and whatever else you take to the mountain on yourself? I know I’ve always said damn it sucks to carry my cell phone in that upper chest pocket on my jacket it’s just so cumbersome. Oh and wearing a hoodie and carrying stuff like that yeah it’s just not going to happen, I mean I need to be twatting from the chair lift about how awesome my day is and all. Well relax there chief cause have I found the most awesomely bad idea to carry your gear since we stopped bringing Sherpas and pack mules! Read the rest of this entry »

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So it’s July, you’re probably sitting around in the house with the air conditioning cranked up to 11, watching your favorite snowboard flicks, and checking out all the other blogs or snowboard sites out there. Yeah it’s that worst time of the year when you can’t get your shred on and need to find something to fill that gaping void in your existence. Sure you could skateboard, long board, or even go to summer camp. But honestly where’s the originality in that? This summer you need to break the shackles of stagnation and think outside the box. This is where you need to get in on the new sport of Brushboarding. Read the rest of this entry »

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When it comes to marketing your brand or even having its image represented there’s a certain level of professionalism one should seek from either the riders, reps, or even the owners. After all the point of making a product and selling it is to do just that. Sales are integral to the growth of your brand and marketing yourself so you can achieve that goal is immensely important. Last week I  showcased a video with a guy representing a micro snowboard brand and how you don’t want this person representing your company. Read the rest of this entry »

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When it comes to snowboard bindings having less moving parts is usually the best way to go about designing them as it tends to make less things that could potentially break and destroy your knees. Even as technology progresses the idea of keeping things to a minimum has remained true. But low and behold some ass hat that decided he was going to revolutionize the binding world came out with one that’s all about levers and moving parts. Oh but is he even original in his thinking? Read the rest of this entry »

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Snowboarding is not skiing, it never will be thank god. As much as certain powers in the world of corporate competitions try it just won’t happen. With that in mind skis need brakes, snowboards do not. Sure back in the day there might have been claims that we needed one, but these days it’s pretty damn obvious it’s just an absurd thought from the past. Or is it? Read the rest of this entry »

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Everyone’s pretty much realized that I hate Tall Tees, Ghetto Gowns, Skittle Kids, Human Life Savers, or whatever the hell you want to call these dumb twats that feel riding in their grandmothers night gown is the coolest thing to do since jerking off with lube. Now what I do love is when people can find a way to turn blatant mockery into a way to make money off these same no talent ass clowns. It’s one of the greatest feel good moments in anyone’s life when you can not only mock someone for taking things to an extreme level but also line your pockets at the same time. Read the rest of this entry »

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Anyone remember back a little over a year ago when Ed Hardy announced they would be penetrating the snowboard world with their bedazzled outerwear and horrible tattoo art snowboards? I do, which made me wonder where the hell those douche bags were this year at SIA and why no ones been calling them out lately. Read the rest of this entry »

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The awesome thing about the Internet is anyone with 10 bucks can register a domain name and suddenly they’re a website owner. The downside of the Internet is that any retard who has 10 bucks can start a website. It’s a double edged sword we play with here in this vast open network that is cyberspace. There is both good and bad at work in this expanse and snowboarding seems to become a bit of a vortex with blogs popping out all the time. Sit back people and have a strong cup of coffee cause I’m going for a rant here and it’s not going to be a quick read, but should be well worth your time. Read the rest of this entry »

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In the fashion show that has become snowboarding people are always trying to originate new ideas or take some horrible trend to a new level of creepy uniqueness to give them their sense of individuality. Somewhere in the midst of these original ideas and over done fashion atrocities lurks the sub genre of mismatched fashion fuck ups. These people just didn’t get the memo that cross breeding bad trends just makes you look like a fucktard. Read the rest of this entry »

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I don’t know why you’d weld up a harness with handles for a snowboard, but for some reason this guy decided it needed to be done. Perhaps one day he was like damn it’s such a bitch carrying this thing I need to just put some handles on it and I’ll be able to carry it far easier than holding on to the heel cup, or perhaps he was just like I’m bored what can I make, oh shit this is a good idea. Read the rest of this entry »

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