Danyale Patterson known for being topless in snowboard videos, filming female snowboard videos, and cats. Yes, that’s right she just loves cats.
Places you’ve worked?
Last trip? Where and why?
To AK I guess. Basically I went there to visit my parents, film with Roxy, and party with the homies.
Something else you could of done with your life instead of snowboarding?
Make kitten and puppy calendars or kitty island. That is an island where I
will put all the cats from the world. That way they will be safe. This is only
after I become president.
Vehicles you want or have?
Monster truck bb.
Words to live by?
“Can I Haz Cheezburgerz?”
Things to collect?
Something in the browser history?
Things to spend money on?
Drugs, alcohol, cat toys, candy, clothes.
Things you lose too often?
Phone, keys, ID, dignity, memory, and brain cells
Near death experience?
Every time I go out. Every time I crash my cars, and also the intro to my part in Still Hard.
Places you love to visit but hate to live?
LA, SF, Vegas, Denver, everywhere
Something to read?
Something to watch?
Fight clurb, Pumpkin, Me You and Everyone We Know, Equilibrium, City of Lost Children, I don’t know.
Something to make?
Someone you telephone?
No one ever.
Something to scare you shitless?
Scary movies equals eek!
Something to get in trouble for?
Everything I do
Something to change your life?
Tim and Eric
Something to tell your kids?
I love you. Get a job
Something to support?
Me and muh shit
Skating, then shopping, then getting muh hurr did, then partying. Yay!!!
Something to eat?
Something to laugh at?
Not meee… jk me and everyone I know
Something to be as passionate about as snowboarding?
Something to download?
Something to upload?
Your dirty videos